viva pinata

what is your current leg situation? [[ i have NO LEGS ]] [[ i have TWO LEGS ]] [[ i have SO MANY LEGS ]]

really? NO LEGS AT ALL? don't lie to me... [[ ok FINE i have a few but theyre soooooo tiny ]] [[ it doesn't matter, i fly everywhere ]] [[ I HAVE NO LEGS AND I'M PROUD ]]

when would you say you're most in your element? [[ when i'm staring into complete darkness ->galagoogoo ]] [[ when i'm looking cute-> newtgat ]] [[ when standing in around six inches of water->cocoadile ]] [[ when i'm comitting identity theft->jameleon]]

do you like drawings of dinosaurs better if they have feathers or don't have feathers? [[ feathers, because i am smart]] [[ no feathers, because i am cool]]

would you say you're more reserved, or do you put yourself out there? [[ i'm always slithering from one event to another! ]] [[ i tend to be more withdrawn ->shellybean ]]

hey, i just wanted to say... i think you're super cool [[ sssssssssssso nice of you to sssssssssay... ->syrupent]] [[ *stare unblinkingly and say nothing*->whirlm]]

you are: SHELLYBEAN <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Shellybean.png"> likes: garlic butter, rain, weed [[back to start->start]]

you are: SYRUPENT <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Syrupent.png"> likes: buttercups, eggs, pretending to be a slinky [[back to start->start]]

you are: GALAGOOGOO <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Galagoogoo.png"> likes: the moon, eating bread, crying [[back to start->start]]

you are: COCOADILE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Cocoadile.png"> likes: biting people, gold jewelry, antidepressants [[back to start->start]]

you are: JAMELEON <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Jameleon.png"> likes: painting, carrot cake, petty theft [[back to start->start]]

you are: NEWTGAT <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Newtgat.png"> likes: raisins, swimming, cute boots [[back to start->start]]

you are: WHIRLM <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Whirlm.png"> likes: being picked first, fishing, turnips [[back to start->start]]

when picking an outfit for a party, you want to wear something: [[ all black. ->crowla]] [[ bold and colorful ->parrybo]] [[ elegant and refined-> eaglair]] [[ with as few blood stains as possible->buzzenge]]

you are: CROWLA <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Crowla.png"> likes: grave robbing, eating garbage, taking baths [[back to start->start]]

you are: EAGLAIR <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Eaglair.png"> likes: binoculars, drinking milk, oak trees [[back to start->start]]

you are: PARRYBO <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Parrybro.png"> likes: screaming, pirates, prank ordering a pizza and watching the homeowner argue with the delivery boy for their own twisted amusement [[back to start->start]]

you are: BUZZENGE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Buzzenge.png"> likes: acts of violence, the color yellow, lying for profit [[back to start->start]]

what is your dream job? if it is none of these, please re-adjust your goals in life so you may continue playing. [[stand up comedian->buzzlegum]] [[test subject in experiment for determining how long someone can stare directly at the sun->mothdrop]] [[fruit quality assurance taster->taffly]] [[pilot-> dragumfy]]

you are: BUZZLEGUM <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Buzzlegum.png"> likes: sandwiches, taking bribes, weird interspecies situationships with florists [[back to start->start]]

you are: MOTHDROP <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Mothdrop.png"> likes: light bulbs, cough drops, hazelnuts [[back to start->start]]

you are: TAFFLY <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Taffly.png"> likes: spicy foods, daisies, being lazy [[back to start->start]]

you are: DRAGUMFLY <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Dragumfly.png"> likes: pumpkins, chewing gum extremely obnoxiously, helicopters [[back to start->start]]

wait. what do you man "so many" ...? [[okay. like, four]] [[SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!]]

which is the worse: [[widespread deforestation]] [[being eaten]] [[not having any treats at home]]

what is the scariest part of you? [[my fearsome roar]] [[my sharp claws]] [[ummmm... my gentle nature..?]] [[my unwavering loyalty]] [[my ability to not let reality get in the way of my dreams]]

you're kinda freakin me out now. [[ *stare unblinking with your two eyes*->raisant]] [[ *stare unblinking with all four of your eyes*->arocknid]]

you are: AROCKNID <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Arocknid.png"> likes: halloween, reading newspapers, scaring the shit out of you in the shower [[back to start->start]]

okay, but if you HAD to be eaten, which would be better? [[being at moderate risk of being eaten all year->cluckles]] [[being at low risk of being eaten all year, with the exception of ONE specific day of the year where the risk is terrifyingly high->juicygoose]]

what are you the best at? [[keeping the peace->bonboon]] [[aerial stunts->cinnamonkey]] [[dancing->bonboon]] [[getting away with burgulary->cinnamonkey]]

are you a morning person or an evening person? [[mornings->squazzil]] [[evenings->sherbat]]

you are: CLUCKLES <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Cluckles.png"> likes: playing the drums, eating dirt, babysitting [[back to start->start]]

you are: JUICYGOOSE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Juicygoose.png"> likes: bananas, senseless fighting, the bootstraps mentality [[back to start->start]]

you are: BONBOON <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Bonboon.png"> likes: drinking tomato soup, golfing, personal growth [[back to start->start]]

you are: CINNAMONKEY <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Cinnamonkey.png"> likes: mischief, being stuffed inside of barrels, fortune telling [[back to start->start]]

you are: SQUAZZIL <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Squazzil.png"> likes: creating mass panic, smiling through the pain, blackberries [[back to start->start]]

you are: SHERBAT <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Sherbat.png"> likes: extreme sports, dancing, pursuing a degree in nursing [[back to start->start]]

when you want to impress someone, what do you do? [[dress the part-- style is everything!->roario]] [[let my actions speak for themselves->fizzlybear]] [[impress someone else? no, OTHER PEOPLE are the ones busy impressing ME->roario]] [[give them gifts->fizzlybear]]

how energetic are you usually? [[i need my nap to make it through the day. sometimes MULTIPLE naps->kittyfloss]] [[give me some coffee and chocolate and i'm good to go for hours!->pieena]] [[i can be playful, but tend to be more relaxed->kittyfloss]] [[YOU CANNOT CONTAIN MY JOYOUS WHIMSY FOR LIFE->pieena]]

you are: RAISANT <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Raisant.png"> likes: riding public transit, being punctual, sweet things [[back to start->start]]

what's the most important thing to you? [[being one-of-a-kind->dragonache]] [[being able to inspire others->chewnicorn]] [[proving the HATERS WRONG->pigxie]]

what creature from <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Viva.png" height='250px'> are you ??? [[start]]

you are: DRAGONACHE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Dragonache.png"> likes: playing hard-to-get, comitting arson, being true to itself [[back to start->start]]

you are: CHEWNICORN <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Chewnicorn.png"> likes: divine miracles, being praised, sticking gum underneath tables [[back to start->start]]

you are: PIGXIE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Pigxie.png"> likes: asymmetry, laughing in the face of the natural order, eating raw sugar [[back to start->start]]

what's something that you do which can either be helpful or a bother, depending on what situation you're in? [[i wear my heart on my sleeve-- everyone knows how i feel!->goobaa]] [[i'm eager to please-- but if i don't feel needed, i feel lost...->moozipan]] [[i have one very big skill-- but i also have many smaller weaknesses->profitamole]]

you are: GOOBAA <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Goobaa.png"> likes: having its picture taken, knitting, dreaming of world peace [[back to start->start]]

you are: MOOZIPAN <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Moozipan.png"> likes: the simple things in life, accessorizing, sunflowers [[back to start->start]]

you are: PROFITAMOLE <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Profitamole.png"> likes: french pasteries, optometrists, hitting things with pickaxes [[back to start->start]]

what's the best way to show your loved ones how much you care? [[going out of your way to make their lives easier->barkbark]] [[offering support during times of hardship->ellaphanilla]] [[playing together and having fun ->barkbark]] [[remembering things down to the little details->ellaphanilla]]

you are: ROARIO <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Roario.png"> likes: bodybuilding, enforcing the class system, homoeroticism [[back to start->start]]

you are: FIZZLYBEAR <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Fizzybear.png"> likes: porridge, bellyrubs, telling stories [[back to start->start]]

you are: BARKBARK <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Barkbark.png"> likes: almonds, yapping, squeaky toys [[back to start->start]]

you are: ELLAPHANILLA <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Ellaphanilla.png"> likes: large meals, waterparks, abiding by OSHA sinage regulations on hazards [[back to start->start]]

you are: KITTYFLOSS <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Kittyfloss.png"> likes: cotton candy, good hygiene, painting its nails [[back to start->start]]

you are: PIEENA <img src="https://martbro.neocities.org/twine/Pieena.png"> likes: standup comedy, petty gossip, refusing to take its medications [[back to start->start]]